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Chapter 1 - The Distraught Damsel
The act of dusting shelves can be incredibly boring, don’t you think? There are
so many knick-knacks, tools, decorative little objects, books with their rather
inconvenient tendency to gather dust, and tight corners, one might think that
cleaning is a task set to never end at all. And the bones, oh the bones…
Skulls, knuckle joints, crow’s feet with their leathery skin still intact, and
rabbit’s feet, all sitting there and gathering dirt like the ancient ruins in
the swamps up north.
I like cleaning, for I am a clean person by nature and nurture. I may
even like it too much, taking into account how I break out in cold shivers at
the sight of a crumpled carpet and spend hours in front of my mirror each day.
My mother was always keen to teach me all the necessary skills to be a proper
kept man, something she dreamt of for my future. She was a madam, was my
mother, as in ‘leading lady of my father’s brothel’, but she made sure to give me
another, better future. Her methods may have been crude, as it was frowned upon
to discipline your child with a cane once you reached a certain social status,
but my family was exempt from the normal rules. No matter how rich, a
whoremonger was still a whoremonger, and a madam was still a madam. Which makes
me the literal son of a whore. Welcome!
I did not become a kept man like my mother wanted me to. My heart
belongs to Hermetics, magic if you will, and it broke my mother’s heart, and our family
bonds. I left Guldenach with nothing but the clothes on my back, an old
leafbladed dagger on my belt and what little dowry my friends smuggled into my
pockets the day I was kicked out. It didn’t worry me too much, to be honest. I
had already planned my travel to Lionsrock, paid all the fares and written all
my acceptance letters, but I still left with a heavy heart. You can’t choose
family, but they sure can choose to stop loving you.
Dusting may be boring, but dusting your own shelves in your own shop
that you built with your own two hands and paid for with your own blood sure as
hell is a nice feeling. ‘Malarkey and Magic’ is everything I worked for. It’s also everything that I have, and it comes with a
debt that sometimes wakes me screaming in the middle of the night. For a while,
I thought about adding a slogan, but “magical solutions for magical problems”
sounded too much like a drag and may attract the church, which in turn may or
may not scare off the poor sods who actually need my help.
Given, I don’t have a lot of customers yet. That thing at the Academy made its way
into the local gazette, ruining my name and costing me both my teaching
position and my good reputation, but at least the articles— yes, we are talking
more than one— never doubted my abilities as a mage. Still, people don’t trust
those who dabble in fondling the undead, so my being outed as the head
necromancer made a dent in my social standing. If only they knew what else
hides in the shadows of this city, right?
I use my mornings to clean, since all good people are working at that
time of day and won’t bother coming to me. My middays are usually reserved for some light
cooking and hygiene, and on afternoons I dabble in alchemy for the local
healer. Poppycock, if you ask me, but people seem to like my flasks well
enough. If there ever is a customer, they usually come at night, just after
dark, when nobody pays much attention to anything.
So you see, I have every reason to twitch and squeak at the sound of my
door chime going off in broad daylight, with me balancing precariously on the
edge of a bench, fighting the good fight against a brand new spiderweb in one
of the upper corners. As the door swings closed, I grab hold of the shelf in
front of me, find my balance and carefully look over my shoulder at my guest,
who fidgets close to her point of entry, ready to flee at the first sign of
trouble.
She is a petite thing, not a girl but not old either, pretty with her
prim blond hairweave and her proper woolen dress. Her face shows that mixture
of resolve, veteran calm and superstitious nerves that tells me how much it
cost her to come here, and her clear gray, watchful eyes follow me closely on
my way down to the ground. My hands unthinkingly go to work on my vest,
smoothing over crinkles and tugging back lapels as I step forward and offer her
a charming smile.
“Welcome, my lady. How
can I be of service?” I ask, putting my mother’s voice training to good use as
not to frighten her away. I dearly need more income, and she looks well-off
enough.
She doesn’t answer right away, taking in my clean little shop with a sweeping
glance and hopefully noticing the lack of dust and spiderwebs. “The gazettes
don’t do you justice, master Caetano,” she finally offers as her eyes find
their way back to my face. She returns my smile in kind and offers me a hand in
greeting as she adds, “Marie Philippa
Strastenberg. I am very pleased to make your acquaintance, albeit due to rather
unfortunate circumstances.”
As I stare at her extended hand with all the dread my mother’s educational lessons
impeded on me, she waits a little, then lowers her hand with wrinkled eyebrows.
I usually am better than this, quicker than my opponents, ready to sweepingly
bow at the first sign of a greeting just to set the tone of the exchange, but
my mind still lingers at the remains of the spiderweb behind me and can’t be
bothered with navigating social pitfalls. I hastily try to salvage the
situation with a broader smile and a quick lie.
“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean
to be rude, but my hands are dirty right now,” no, they aren’t, “but it’s a pleasure to
have you. I’m Orestes, the shopkeep. Would you like to sit and tell me the
reason for your visit?”
She thinks about that as her eyes drift over to my work desk and the
cushioned chairs on both sides, then nods once. Her demeanor still looks
nervous to me, but I can’t quite figure out her thoughts yet, much less what she may or may not
think of me.
I surpass her on our way to the sitting arrangement, pull out her chair,
and carefully shove it beneath her dress-clad behind as she lowers herself. A
socialite then, one who knows her manners and expects men to act accordingly.
Her artful hairdo is held together by wooden pins, though, so she can’t be that rich. I
traverse the table and sink onto my own chair, rearranging my usual paper
stacks until there is nothing between her and me, and she does her own
rearranging as one of the top papers slides out of place.
“Now, Miss Strastenberg,
tell me. What does a city clerk need from a magic practicioner?” I ask, proud I
figured her out just in time. There is nothing more impressive than a mage who
knows things he isn’t supposed to know. Impression pays my debt.
Her smile is genuine and a little rogueish. “I was told you were a
quick thinker, I’m happy the rumors are true at least in this detail. I am
wondering, though, why a man of your caliber would stoop to run a shop like
this and in this district. Are times this hard?”
I bristle at her careless critique, but hiding such feelings has become
my second nature, long before I ever moved out of my parents’ house. A calculated
tilt of the head, a quick, flat smile, a shrug, all those studied moves shroud
the sting her words caused. I am not hurt, I am not hurt, my head chants as my mouth runs off.
“I find the old district
charming, and I really don’t need much more space than this. Magic can be a
small thing in the right hands,” I explain, leaning back. “It also doesn’t hurt
that the church clerics don’t have to pass by my sign every day, it keeps them
from thinking about me too often.”
“Are you in trouble with
the church?” Her eyes try to pierce my mind— and slide off my mental armor.
“Not right now,” I reply
and give her calm eyes. Not yet, at least.
Marie watches my face for a few heartbeats, then decides to end the
verbal stand-off and leans forward with a sigh. “I need your help, master
Caetano, with a rather… unusual problem. A magical problem, I think.”
“My favorite kind of
problems,” I quip lightly to hide my excitement. One more potion to make some
old geezer’s cock rise to the occasion might be enough of a reason to hang
myself.
She hesitates, then turns away her eyes.
“One of the farmers down
in Southvale came to me last week, shivering with fear. We were expecting to
receive his tithe as is custom this time of the year, but instead he told me a
rather unbelievable story about how he wouldn’t be able to spare any of his
crops or animals, for fear of starving in the winter. Of course I asked him
what had happened, the city can’t go long without the tithes from the local
farms. Adding to that, this man has never once been late in all of his years as
a citizen, not even in the harshest of years, so I was inclined to listen.”
She pauses, presses her lips together in an attempt to keep her calm,
then continues in a quicker, more singsongy pace. “He told me that a wolf
has been killing his lifestock. Not any wolf, though, a ghost wolf. And it didn’t
kill Shem’s sheep and cows, it scared them to death, dropped them dead where
they stood. I was in quite a mood to drive him out of my chamber with a broom,
I tell you!” She huffs through the indignity of her own memories as her cheeks
redden in confusion. Then her eyes finally find back to mine and she leans
back, calmer now.
“Shem doesn’t have a
reason to make up things like this. He is a Mithras fearing, conservative,
simple man with a wife and grandchildren who has worked hard from the day he
was born. He could have given any reason for his lost tithe, but he told me
this blatant nonsense and stuck to it with all of his old heart. Which means
that he is either crazy and should be retired, or that there actually is
something out in the woods able to kill farm animals where they stand. So here
I am. I need you to find out if something vicious is out there, and to kill it
if Shem told the truth. And if not, I need you to tell me so I can do my dark
deed and ruin an old man’s life.”
Well… Not a cock potion. Seems like I’m getting what I asked for. I mull it
over for a while and can’t find anything wrong with the offer. That’s never a
good sign, but what am I to do? I really need the income, after all.
“One week should be
enough time to do a careful inspection,” I utter, frowning at the mental list
of items I’d have to bring with me for such a job. “It will cost you fifteen
shillings if I find nothing, ten shillings if I find something, and five more
shillings if I am to extract whatever might lurk out there. I would provide
proof in such a case, naturally, proof you could have verified with the Academy
if you want.”
And I’ll get to keep everything valuable, too, but I won’t tell her that.
Magical items aren’t a topic for mannered discourse.
Marie’s face tightens around her smile. “I won’t need proof, master Caetano.
I will be accompanying you. Just to ensure that I am not putting a man’s life
on the line for nothing.”
My charming mask almost slips off my face. “Wonderful,” I breathe
through my teeth. Simply wonderful.
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